subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
She tried Suzie one time and she let her know to back the fuck up.
the spice girls > the beatles
what the actual fuck
what?? scared to hear the truth??
"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"
things to note in Cristiano’s ALS Ice Bucket challenge
- the world’s most marketable, marketed, & famous footballer filmed his ALS Ice Bucket challenge on a fukin potato. The grainy pixellated quality brought an onrush of nostalgia for all the impressively shitty RM match livestreams I’ve beatifically suffered thru. 10/10
- He filmed the ALS Ice Bucket challenge in nothing but his own underwear. as in, not the underwear he was just wearing at the moment, but a pair of sleek black briefs from his OWN UNDERWEAR LINE
- He does his stupid goober old-man two-thumbs-up and cheesy-grin thing like 3 times just sitting there in his own underwear for no real reason
- He challenged BEYONCE, JENNIFER LOPEZ, and “Little Wayne”
- FABIO POURED A BUCKET OF ICE WATER AS LARGE AS HIMSELF OVER CRISTIANO, FAITHFUL HEDGEHOG THAT HE IS
doesnt everyone like jackie chan?????????